The President sent his condolences via tweet! It got shared on a big Bake Your Heart Out fan page and exploded on Twitter. Leslie: Why did you think something was wrong?Ĭarly: Some article claiming that Garry died. Leslie: Were you hoping for something else? Leslie: He may have peed his pants a bit during the Lizzie Borden tour, but other than that, he’s fine. Leslie starts dialing, but is interrupted by a call from Carly.Ĭarly: How did this happen? What happened to Garry? Garry: I don’t think you’re a liar, but I have a hard time believing that. Nicolle: Believe it or not, she can actually be quite sweet. Garry: Thank you, Nicolle! I don’t know how you ended up with someone so rude but it’s shocking to me. Nicolle: He’s never been anything but lovely to me. Sam: No! Having to hang out with Garry is what’s stressing me out! Nicolle: Honey, you seem crankier than usually today? Is it stressing you out that I’m here? Sam: She's probably telling you to keep Garry in Massachusetts for a while so she has the time to escape. Sam: We had to hear Red Red Wine so many times. Leslie: Garry, your wife whose name you don’t seem to know called me eleven times. Sam: What? Is it Paul calling to tell us we were actually supposed to work today?ĭiane: Our dinner reservations are canceled?Ĭharlotte: I think that would be wise. For all we know, Lizzie’s ghost will somehow get in my phone if I take a picture in her room. Melanie: You didn’t take any pictures in there?įrances: It’s a creepy old murder house. They sure are persistent.įrances: I left mine in the car. Leslie: These telemarketers are relentless today! This has to be the tenth time they’ve called me!ĭiane: I think my phone buzzed a few times, too. Leslie: Let’s get in that creepy old house!įrances: A sentence that famously no one has ever regretted saying. Melanie: It’s probably a telemarketer, I get called from ‘em all the time. I don’t really wanna anger any tour guides who would agree to giving tours of this creepy place.Ĭharlotte: If it makes you feel any better, I don’t think they’d kill you.Ĭharlotte: They’ll let Lizzie’s ghost do that.įrances: What if that call was important?
Leslie: I don’t mean to interrupt… whatever is happening here, but our tour’s about to start. Melanie: She means 7 Rings, which sounds like.
Sam: Uh… I like the one from The Sound of Music. I’m a member of her fan club and everything.Ĭharlotte: What’s your favorite Ariana Grande song? Sam: This is why you’re divorced, Frances.ĭiane: If you just listened to the music instead of mocking what’s cool, maybe you could also like it. Sam: I can’t believe I have to stop making fun of Diane for loving music that’s made for teenagers. Some water probably dripped into her circuits. Leslie: Leaving on a Jet Plane is by John Denver, Sam.ĭiane: She means brutal, a brilliant song that’s been the soundtrack of my summer by. Sam: Why, Leslie? Why did you have to remind Diane of her favorite song from her favorite album by her favorite sad teenage girl? Leslie: Please don’t remind me that we’re gonna have to do that again in another month. It could be a plane ride back to California. Nicolle: You know, I really don’t mind it. Garry: You weren’t even here for breakfast!ĭiane: So, Nicolle, did you enjoy another half-hour of driving after already spending the first few hours of your day driving to Rhode Island? Garry: It’s nothing! Now can we finish our pancakes so we can go?ĭiane: Should I text Melanie and tell her we’re going to be late? Sam: It has to be really bad if Charlotte’s saying that! Sam: I don’t know the context behind what’s happening here but I’m really enjoying this, anyway.Ĭharlotte: He does deserve it a bit this time. Garry: Carly, you really don’t have to make such a big deal about that. Leslie: I paid for the tickets already, she’s going. Sam: Such a romantic place to go with my wife on the first day I’ve seen her in months. Nicolle: That’s right, we’re going to the Lizzie Borden house! Nicolle: So, what were you all talking about on this fine morning? How’d you end up with -ĭiane: You’re four inches taller than everybody! You are chopped liver compared to Nicolle.įrances: You just won a Pulitzer! That might not be as big as that time I was on Time. Garry: I’m not bringing my wife, why’s she bringing hers?Ĭarly: Honey, I’m right here! I have a name!įrances: This is why you’re our punching bag.ĭiane: Let me stop you there. Leslie: Don’t be too excited, she’s going to Fall River with us. Garry: If it means I don’t have to deal with Sam making fun of me as much for a week or so, I’m very excited.
The group, minus Sam, is at the Oceanside Diner.įrances: I don’t know if I’d call a trip to Lizzie Borden’s house a “big day” but that is what we’re doing today.Ĭharlotte: I meant is it the day Nicolle’s coming to town?
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